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Creature Cocks Keychain

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Creature Cocks Keychains!

Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves!
Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!
Nickel-Free Metal and Premium Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin and silicone is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.

Lord Kraken

This Lord Kraken tentacle has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

Big monsters have always enticed you, and as you venture out into the ocean on your ship, you feel your heart quicken with excitement, fear, and desire. After years of studying the lore and mysteries of the deep, you've set your sights on the Kraken itself! With a mixture of science and magic, you've done everything you can to summon it. As the waves begin to crash against the hull of your ship, you feel the rock back and forth as your whole world tilts. A rough day at sea, nothing more. But then something changes… the sky itself darkens and you hear a crack of thunder moments before the flash of lightning nearly blinds you! As you open your eyes you see it; the Kraken's long, giant tentacles grab the boat and the rocking suddenly stops! You stand still, bracing yourself, stunned. It's silent. As you carefully walk towards the edge of the ship and peer over you nearly fall off the boat when a loud, deafening roar erupts from a beast beneath the waves! As you whip around, the water has started to spray and everything is wet. Then you see it; the kraken, personified in a human-like form, just for a moment. It holds effortlessly still as you barely gain your sea legs again. Eyes as deep as the darkest part of the ocean. Skin, perpetually wet and glistening. And arms… at a glance it seems they have them, and after a second they show up as tentacles. You blink again and it's gone! But before you can think to scream, your entire body is grabbed by a giant tentacle, wrapped around your waist! Another one slips between your thighs, parting them, and the third pushes into your mouth. As you are dragged into the sea, you only feel the rich mixture of fear and pleasure as you feel every tentacle pressing into your most intimate of holes.

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.8 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Blue, gold

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:
Mini Fantasy Dong: This blue and gold tentacle has a twisted ridge and suckers all across it! Enjoy this tiny version of the big Kraken King's tentacle!


Cocktopus

This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

You're floating in the open water. It's a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could've been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You're transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion,, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping inside…

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Blue

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:
Mini Fantasy Dong: Bring your mini octopus friend for a ride by attaching this girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster to any bag or use it as an accessory!


Mystique Unicorn

This pastel colored unicorn horn has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

On a long walk through a forest, you decide to step away from the road and take the path less traveled. The brush is thick and vines wind up the trees to mix with moss and dew. The mist is thick and low but there's something calling you, as if a whisper moan on the wind, an echoing sound that wakens yearning in your loins. Excitement rises as the mist clears and you see a clearing. Your heart nearly jumps into your throat as you see the most beautiful and mythical creature of them all; a unicorn of legend! Their pelt shimmers, iridescent in the soft haze of dispersed light, a silver glow hangs around them like a veil. They turn their head to face you and your eyes meet for a moment that feels like eternity. In a flash, the haze blurs and they've transformed into a man, the twisted horn on their head now between their thighs. You realize now they were calling you and you did not discover them; they let you find them. Their heavy dong hangs low between their legs and swings from side to side as they confidently stride towards you. Tall, strong and lean, they take you in their arms, their gaze piercing your soul, and the horn soon to pierce your wet and lustful loins.

Measurements: Overall: 3.1 inches x 1.3 inches x 1.3 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Purple, blue, orange

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:
Mini Fantasy Dong: This mini, pastel unicorn horn makes a perfect accessory or traveling companion!

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